Late last week our dog for whatever reason got sick over night and unleashed an unholy attack of our carpet and floors. Love getting up in the morning to find that! Our cats from time to time, whether they are mad at us or just jerks leave us presents in random places. Sometimes just right outside the box which is full of fresh kitty litter for that very reason. Magic, the mini horse makes a mountain I call “mount poopious”. She has an entire fifty by fifty foot pen to distribute her droppings but it seems she only wants it to be in the front corner where she wants it to pile up. Perhaps she is trying to build it up enough to climb over the fence? At least George the goat spreads it out, everywhere! Lets us not forget there is also the rabbit. I just came to the realization that our place is a waste factor! All of these animals do little for me other than make work cleaning up after them. Most of them are leftovers from my children’s 4h projects, even if I wanted to get rid of them I would be the bad guy! The problem is none of them are home so my wife and I spend our time feeding and cleaning up after them. I am tired of it but some these animals have a life span longer than my mortgage. So cleanup crew is my lot for the next fifteen to twenty years unless I can talk my wife into finding these critters someone else’s house to bless!