Two nights ago I was standing in line at Walmart. I don’t know why but it seemed I picked the worst time to be there. Every line was long and everyone in front of me had a basket full of stuff. So as I waiting I started looking around at all the items for sale just between the carts and the checkout. Candy of course was a major player, but not just one size of each candy, everything from fun to king size of the same candy. Really, did you think I would buy the fun size when the king is right next to it? And behind me a soda or cold coffee to wash it down with. Another item, beef jerky in flavors I didn’t know I could buy, jerk chicken flavored, is that beef or chicken? How about energy shots, I don’t care what flavor you get they all taste horrible! Playing cards or a lighter? I did like the lighter that was also an all tool that could be handy if I was lost in the woods. Batteries the, I almost forgot item and magazines about people I have never heard of who are cheating on other people I have never heard of. With all this stuff around me it is a wonder I made it out with only an extra bag of peanut M&M’s and an eight pack of batteries.