Well we now know the Mayan’s didn’t predict the end of the world! I guess this means I have to pay my VISA bill today! While I didn’t want the world to end there were a few things I would not have missed.

1. “The fiscal cliff” if our elected bozo’s get this right it will be a miracle.

2. “The demise of Hostess” How will I get my deep-fried Twinkles now!

3. “Returning all my fat pants” I went from a 42 to a 34 in one year. I gonna get some big pants as gifts.

4. “My New Years resolutions” I don’t know what I would have done mid-January without all the guilty feelings about not making it two weeks.