You know you have!

cal-icons2-201408-113You and I both know there are things we do that we are not proud of. Especially if you work in a large building or around others, you have to kind of sneak in those things that are normal but you just don’t want anyone else to know you just did. I am not talking horrible things just those things you would rather others not know was you. Here is a couple of them.
1. Gassing up an empty elevator; You get on the elevator, you have a few floors to go up, no one else is there so you let one go. The hope is that when you reach your floor no one is waiting to get on the elevator. If someone is waiting you hope they don’t know who you are. Make sure when you get off you look down and act busy so you can make a clean getaway. If it is a friend just say your welcome as you walk by, they will understand after the door closes.
2. Cooking stinky food in the microwave; It was a good meal last night and the thought of enjoying the leftovers the next day is one of the things we love about leftovers, but if they are fish or some traditional dish from an exotic land a few people are not going to like the smell. Whoever designed the air conditioning vents to take the air from the lunch room and redistribute it all over the building had a sick sense of humor. Just know there will be people hunting down the smell just to let you know how unhappy they are about your lunch. The best thing to do is eat fast and then throw your trash away in someone else’s trash can. That way the smell police will get on them not you.

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