Now that all my children are off in college, I don’t get to use all my favorite “Dad” jokes. You know what I am talking about, all the jokes you use every time your kids say something some or the repetitive things they say like, I’m hungry. My reply would be “nice to meet you I am Bob. At a minimum, it would be met with an eye roll and a drawn out “Daddddd”! I love that response, it was one of my joys. I am having to figure out different scenarios in which I can use them. So far I haven’t found any good ones for my favorite about the difference between a pizza and (put whatever profession or college degree you want here). The answer, of course, is “a pizza can feed a family of five” This only works if your children are going for degrees in physiology or something equally as unemployable. This does not work however for my daughter who is working toward an engineering degree. The only one I can use would be about having her choice of men who have no idea how to talk to her. None of these work on fellow employees, which means my whole repertoire needs to be revamped. Perhaps I can move on to computer or food jokes!