Today has been a Monday! First thing when I got up this morning I discovered my 14-year-old dog had unleashed a trail of bowel projectiles all over the house. Not just one room but multiple. She had also stepped in it so the first thing I had to do before kicking her out of the house was clean her foot. I then moved on to make coffee, which I cannot function without, only to have the grinder break. I moved on to work where as soon as I got in I was informed of 30 plus guests had arrived for a conference and needed to be hooked up to our network, only to be followed up by my daughter calling saying her car had broken down on her way to school. That was all before 8 am! I am not usually a fan of Mondays but this one takes the cake. I am a little afraid of the rest of this week, but hopefully it can only go up from here, thou I know there are plenty more hours left in the week for me to eat those words.