There seems to be a trend lately of nakedness in public. Not just in a protests or beaches, but in businesses. For example, there is a new restaurant in England where people get naked while eating. Apparently, there is a long waiting list to get a table at this place. While I like the fact that I would not get food stains on my clothes there is nothing that I would want to do less than getting naked in a restaurant. First, do they have a locker room where you get undressed or do you just sit at your table and undress? Do they have wipes with bleach to wipe off your chair before you sit down? I mean I can’t imagine the last person to put their hands on the shopping cart, I just don’t want to know what has been on that chair. Maybe they have the paper roll at the table so like at a public restroom you can pull one of those doily things to cover the seat. That is just one of my questions, others like do they still give you a bib if you order lobster or are there any dishes that are flambé? The other is the protest thing. What are you thinking? So you want to protest the way someone treats women by getting naked and stand outside a public event? Somehow I don’t think your message is getting heard, at least no one is reading your sign. Whatever the case all this naked in public makes me want to put another layer of clothes on. This might appeal to some but I think I am gonna refrain, at least until I am old and loose my mind. Then I will run naked through the streets yelling the British are coming!