From the files of, you have got to be kidding comes today’s story. A gentleman, and I use the term loosely, in Los Angeles died because he tried to gold plate his private parts! I am not joking, apparently he stole a gold plating machine and for his 21st birthday tried to bling his thing!
The best part is in the story is that the doctor they interview says this is the third case they have seen of this, this year! His statement, Gold plating one’s own genitals is “a medical impossibility” and should not be attempted, warns Dr. Ian Joseffson. Sorry, but I laughed uncontrollably for a few minutes as I envisioned this guy trying to complete his birthday “gift” to himself. I can not believe that this has even been attempted, but even more, I wonder about the thought process which brings you to the conclusion that this is something you should do? Just knowing a little about the plating process, I am aware it included electricity and heat, both things I was trained as a kid to keep away from. I will also assume that the side of the plating machine had at least warning pictures if not full statements about the danger of using the machine. All of which were ignored, but I am sure that will not stop someone from suing the company for not stating what is obvious to the rest of us.
here is the link for your enjoyment: http://now88news.com/2016/03/30/ms-13-gang-member-died-trying-gold-plate-genitals/