Un-Bucket list

I am sure most of you have heard of a bucket list. That is a list of things you want to do before you kick the bucket. I got more of a napkin with scribbles on it instead of a list but I rattle around in my brain the idea of things I would really like to do before I die. While some of them are grand I would also say I have another list. This list is the things I am sure I never want to do. You know things like Climbing Mount Everest. That just sounds stupid, having to carry oxygen up a frozen mountain side for days only to get hit by a giant snow storm which causes you to run out of oxygen, which then causes delusions, which leads to you taking all your close off and walking off the edge of a cliff whistling the theme from Charlie Brown. I have no desire to do that so I have never put it on my list. How about swimming with sharks or sailing around the world? None of these hold any appeal. Airplanes where invented so we didn’t have to sail anymore and fearing my death one bite at a time makes me nervous about hot tubs, let alone the ocean. Things like jumping off perfectly fine bridges or flying without an engine are just going to have to fine some other guys list. Some guy with “Living a long time” not on his napkin!

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