I just had a great lunch with a good friend of mine. We talked about our families and something struck the both of us. If you have children, you have given the same speech as every other parent has had to do. Maybe if you only have one child you haven’t had to give every speech, but if you have two or more they will be different enough that you will have given all the classics. Below I’ve listed just a few of them but we were thinking we should number these for future parents so they won’t have to give them. They can give a reference guide to their children with the numbers on it, so at the appropriate time they can just yell out the number.

1. Your not dumb, so why are you doing dumb things? This one should be number one. The only problem might be yelling #1!!!!! might not be as satisfying to yell as a larger number. maybe we should start at 1000.

1002. If your friends jumped off a cliff, would you? Self explanatory really!

1003. Get a Job!!!!

I know this isn’t extensive but it is a start. We parents should start gathering these so we can help each other out.