I know that we are still a little ways away from the New Year, but due to the overwhelming number of blog posts I have done this year there are a lot of apologies I have to get to, so I thought I would start a little early.
First I would like to apologize to North Korea and its leader Kim Jung loon! I don’t think I offended them but I don’t want to chance it, I don’t have the bank account of Sony pictures or the security, so I just want to make sure they are OK with me.
Second, the people who work with me. I can get on my soap box and throw them under the bus on this blog. Let me just say that I like working with most of you and you shouldn’t take it personal or try to figure out who I am talking about. Some of the rants are about people I use to work with, really it isn’t you!
Third, I must apologize to my wife. I am a man after all, and my offences are quite regular and mostly from not thinking first. I however do not mean them, they are a natural occurrence, kind of like photosynthesis. I breathe there for I offend. It is quite possible that even if I was a bubble boy encased in some plastic contraption, I would still find a way to do something stupid.