Instructions on my morning Pop Tart

Toasting appliances and microwave capabilities differ by manufacturer.

Follow the manufacturer’s guidelines for safe use.

Be sure your appliance is clean and functioning correctly.

Children should always be closely supervised when operating toasting appliances and microwaves.

Due to possible risk of fire, never leave your toasting appliance or microwaves unattended.

If pastry is overheated, frosting/filling can become extremely hot and could cause burns.

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