When I was eighteen, I thought I was the brightest bulb in the light socket. I knew I was destined for greatness or at least a moderately successful rock band! There were a few problems with that thou. One was, I never practiced playing my bass. Not putting in the practice time was a sure sign I as going to go nowhere. Along the way I have learned a few things like that, that have been very valuable in life and not all of them can I tell you the story of how I came to discover them, but trust me I learned the hard way.

1. Some dogs don’t like you to stare at them. Maybe they think it is a threat, maybe they think you are making fun of their face. What ever it is, it isn’t wise.

2. If you don’t know how to repair the car, you might not want to. I can do the little things but  the big things take skill. I am working up to a full engine replacement, but for now I will stick with the window washer fluid!

3. Women don’t like fake flowers. I don’t care how real they look or that they will last a life time, it isn’t gonna work. Take my advise!