You can all rest easy, the missing brains have been found! Apparently the University of Texas was missing one hundred brains from their school. These were human brains which were in individual jars of Formaldehyde that no one noticed were missing until now. My question is how did no one notice that one hundred brains were missing? Ok, if you have over two hundred like they do, I can imagine a few could go missing without anyone noticing, but half? Who is in charge of inventory? I have not seen management this bad other than the federal government. Luckily another University in Texas has come forward to say they have them. I feel like this could be some College kid prank, when I was in High school we moved a friend’s car from one side of the school to the other to freak him out. Perhaps last Halloween a few students after a few beers, got the bright idea that this would be a good prank to pull. Perhaps after a night of watching Young Frankenstein. Whatever the case I am glad the brains are resting comfortably in another schools custody, I don’t think America in our current state, can afford to see that much brain be lost.

So how is your cyber-Monday going for you? Not sure for me it is any different from the last week. I have been getting sales emails since last Sunday telling me all about the many options I have to buy just about everything. Amazon has shampoo on cyber-Monday sale, as well as a box of five hundred post-its and scissors. Not sure I will be giving that as a gift but I am sure someone out there is looking at it for the admin assistant in their lives. There are a wonder of things someone said should be on sale today but I am not sure how many of those are really gifts. Multivitamins, light bulbs, and heavy-duty brass valve are mixed in with the Disney frozen apparel and the food processor. I guess the point is to be selective in what we buy for our loved ones, or I just might end up with the Avery labels in my stocking as retaliation for my own selections.